Tall People Syndrome

Can all the tall people in the room stand between Helen and the band playing? Asking for a friend. I mean, I’m not a little person. But I’m height challenged and hands down the stool I have been kindly provided with is impossible to sit on.

And then you, yes, YOU! The guy closest to me, just move a little to the left, then a little to the right. So, I can’t settle in a spot so I can see, really helpful.

So, that one fucking guy, short sides, but spikes on top and ears that stick out like a fucking minty.