Super Powers

Have you ever considered what Super Power you would have or what if you could have one? Yes, yes, all men – x-ray vision. You dirty little purves…

Women are much more subtle………. Maybe?

I have wanted for some time now for my super power to be a “Slap of Wisdom”. OK, might need to work on the title however, while I’m not suggesting to know all there is to know in the The Universe.

However, in the same sense as the character Gibbs in the first, I don’t know 20 (exaggeration) seasons of NCIS would smack DiNozzo up the back side of the head (I miss those days). I would like to be able to simply slap people up the back of the head and then in just a second they would be like “Oh yeah, I totally get it now”.

Not to be confused with outright violence, that’s never excusable. However, I think my super power has become my uncanny ability to be blunt.

I lose my filter at times generally after simply polite reasoning gets me nowhere.

Seriously, I haven’t got all fucking day.

No, what would your super power be if you could choose one?