
Swearing – Part 2
What, did you think we were done on this topic?

This is how seriously times have changed. I still remember the first time I swore in front of my Mum, it was a Big Thing. I mean, it just slipped out, she was washing dishes in the kitchen sink and I hadn’t meant to say it out loud but obviously she pulled me up straight away with a “Hey!”

In the olden days the first swear word we used was “Shit!” These days I might let outta a “Excrement!” It’s the same thing just better educated. To the younger generation, use more creative words. Get educated.

And can you drop the long annoying acronyms? So happy to not be parenting in this day and age. One of my recent younger carers, let’s call her 25. Guess what her first swearword was? Yeah, rhymes with Punt. Exactly!

The context here is she was arguing with her brother and she felt he had been and he deserved to be told and their mother heard. Oops!

I think we all know my favourite is still a good “go forth and multiply!” I will let you work that one out for yourselves.








