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Vases

Published June 1, 2026 by helentastic67

Vases

If you recall, three years ago I turned fifty in the same month my father passed. At least my dad was there, if you’re into that kind of thing.  I was sent flowers which was really nice and never expected. I was sent some red ants too because when you water some plants the foam is full of annoying insects that you need to obliterate. Alas, vases came in handy. 

One particular day when a bunch needed to go, I asked the carer to take the vase out to my balcony and put the dead flowers into the bucket for weeds. I instructed her to bring the vase and the glass beads into the kitchen to be washed. Or so I thought… 

For some crazy reason later, I was in the bin room on the ground floor looking at what looked like my vase. It was exactly the same, the blue glass beads and all. I was going to ask her but thought No, mine is in my apartment on the second floor, right? I know language is sometimes a barrier with this carer and I didn’t want to offend her or second guess her. So convinced was I that my vase was inside my home. 

Over time I obviously realised I no longer possessed that vase and the longer I left it the easier it was to appreciate all the moving parts and that someone else has my vase. I one day asked said carer if she had perhaps misunderstood and thought if I didn’t want it anymore, she would give it a new home. I’m not suggesting stealing it but if it had been a misunderstanding that I had provided the vase and when the flowers are discarded you wash the vase and put it back until you need it again. Right? She was horrified and didn’t remember having put it in the bin room. 

This leads me to the first vase I had until two weeks ago. I had asked my carer, a different one who kept correcting my mispronunciation of vase to tip out the old water and we would refill with fresh. I had bought some Indonesian orchids at the market about a month ago as they last and even as they dry, they remain colourful and pretty. They are definitely too small to go into the current cylindrical vases that would be lost in my home. She tipped up the vase and as I watched from the couch she quickly apologies stating she thought she had chipped the top of the vase. It was worse than that. I think it’s good to remind my followers that I am indeed half blind and despite being 4-5 metres away I had to tell my carer to put the vase down into the sink as it had s crack all the way around the middle and she was holding it very gently in her two hands. 

As she apologised profusely. She was very apologetic and stated she would replace it. It is annoying when things I’ve owned for 30 years are broken and cannot be replaced as easily as that however she said everything you want someone in your home that breaks or damages something to state everything she said. I asked her to repeat all of it again so I could record it as a teaching manual for others. We didn’t but we will both keep an eye out for that perfect vase and it will happen when I think the least of us expects it. Very seriously, despite an item being broken it was much more important she does not cut her hands and neither of us do paperwork for an incident report. The dreaded incident report. We discussed both if I was cut or if she was cut. I don’t know if I have to do admin but I thought the absolute worst-case scenario was my thirty-year-old carer getting her hands cut so badly she had muscle and nerve damage and could not only not be my carer anymore but would need carers herself. 

And I still refuse to buy a big round tall cylindrical vase that only hold tall, stemmed stalks I don’t want to have to buy. 

Work for the Dole – Part 2

Published July 20, 2018 by helentastic67

Work for the Dole Part 2

Work for the Dole – Part 2

When I worked in Work for the Dole, also nicknamed by many as Work for the Coffee Scroll (amongst others) and when I would deal with clients, I often had to talk fast to deliver information, ask questions, head off their “Oh poor me” “reactionary responses.”

Oh Poor Me

The method to which I would do HR (Human Resources) for example went like this;

“What kind of work have you done previously? Study, training?”

“What kind of work do you want to do in the future?”

Now, I hit them quickly with these questions because in my area, the north of Melbourne at the time (2003-2005) many of my clients were lucky to have finished Year 12, which is the end of High School.

Finish school

I don’t know about everywhere else in the world or the history in the world but completing Year 12 alone doesn’t set anybody up for much in life.

The answers I would often be given was that they had experience as a gardener (lawn mowing, etc) but they didn’t want to do anymore gardening as they complained of a bad back and they had no preference what kind of work they wanted to do.

Gardening

Now, I was good at my job (yes, I’m bragging) but I couldn’t pluck a job or career out of nothing. They needed to give me something and I can guarantee “those clients” were still doing gardening and getting paid cash. Which they were not paying tax or declaring to Centrelink, which would have in time meant they wouldn’t be required to do Woke for the Dole.

Working for cash

So, on this particular day, this client was very slow in answering and no matter the questions I asked, he couldn’t seem to get his head around what I want of him. I worked it out that he needed me to speak slower and ask one question at a time. It was a very slow and painful process, probably more for him than me, as it turns out. He spoke very slowly and haltering.

Speak slower

I later debriefed Frank that the client might have had a car accident or fried his brain on drugs. I knew neither at the time nor did I know much of anything to do with ABI/TBI/etc.

ABI TBI

What I was able to work out from his answers, was he had experience in gardening, but wanted to be a mechanic. He lived miles from anywhere but would ride his bike to any work I found for him. (He also didn’t want to do gardening) but I had to be creative as there were little if any Not for Profit’s in the area so much was his isolation to anything really. Any wonder he couldn’t find work.

Mechanic

So, I got on the phone and asked questions of people, made some new friends and found my young client a placement. Winning! Again, keep in mind, limited options.

I found him a little placement doing some gardening around a monument on the edge of the road. An older gentleman was to keep an eye on him. He wasn’t to baby sit him but monitor him several times over the two days (15 hours) per week and make sure he knocked off each day at an appropriate time.

Gardening Monument

It was probably an easy task for him and rather quiet and lonely, but I also think it was what he needed at the time, knowing what I know now.

Frank told me later, not having done the interview with the client but being told by the person who did that, he had huge scars on his skull and I imagine he probably shouldn’t have been required to do anymore than take time out and “recover”. But anyway, that did not happen.

Recovery time

One day, some time later, I was in the outer office with the two other ladies that worked there, this particular day, Frank was working from his office. He called out

“Hey Helen?”

“Yes Frank?”

“I love you”

I love you

Thinking What? “Sexual harassment in the work place? What is this?”

Now, to say all those things, would be an injustice. Frank is a nice, married man, Italian Catholic man with two young children (at the time) and I knew he wasn’t creepy. So, I call back,

“I love you too Frank”

I looked around at the two other women and they gave nothing away and I got up and stuck my head around the door into his office. It would seem that client I had worked really hard to get him a placement, they had helped the guy out and helped him get an apprenticeship as a mechanic.

Apprentice mechanic

Now, clients would come and go.

Today’s Lunch – 14th March 2018

Published March 14, 2018 by helentastic67

Todays lunch

Today’s lunch

Good Mental Health Day

I’ve really got to stop doing things to report on in the first half of the week! Or my lunch/good mental health day post is going to be less foodie more updatey! (It should be a word!) all I’m saying!

Good Mental Health

Monday, Public holiday did some gardening which is ironic since I live on the second floor of an apartment complex these days.

Gadenimg

Went to a AGM on Tuesday that was over-due from last year. Started the day with a migraine ended it with an even bigger one. Not happy! But something was achieved at the meeting. Only time will tell…

AGM

Can now provide you with an ok photo of my bruises from last Tuesday’s fall. This is a week later and my left arm, you know how I have less sensation on that side, right? It still hurts! Oh, I created a new swear word today! Fairy truck! Who says Fairies don’t have trucks or drive? You never know, they might? Yes, you may use it but you can only do so if you credit Hellonwheels/Lifeonehanded.
Your welcome!

Helens arm 1

Helens arm 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, today’s lunch! A Capresse pizza with side salad. With medicine and a complimentary tiramisu macaron. Yum!

Lunch 2Latte

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cookie

Had my first inspection with my property manager this morning, I’ve never had a problem but I really wanted to prompt that awkward convo about when I can have a fur-baby? I thought it might go something like this “So, I really want a miniature Shetland pony. I had ponies as a child!” (Shaking head, no I didn’t) no? “How about a kitten? Maybe?” (Hopeful, raised eyebrows?)

New Furbaby
She said she would speak to the landlord.
Fingers crossed.

Cheers,

H

Happy Wednesday