Comedy Season Part 2

Comedy season starts this week and I think I see the first show of many on Sunday night. I’m exhausted before it even begins. Yet I’m still contemplating if I can score Urzila Carlson tickets with a plus one to go with. She appears at the Palais in St Kilda, which is across town from where I live on the Northside. I conveniently live on a tram route however, it’s one thing to do a tram into the city towards the end of the afternoon, and change to do another along Swanston Street, walk to Hamer Hall at the Arts Centre by 7pm, when the evening commuters don’t always consider to offer me a seat on a tram that I had to pull myself up steps to get on to as time was starting to be of the essence, i.e. Couldn’t risk waiting for the next accessible tram. But, going to St. Kilda on trams, I don’t think so. Getting stuck on the carpark that is Hoddle Street, Clifton Hill or Punt Road in general is a carpark in peak so might miss Ursula this year. 

Do I need to come out as straight? Urzila is a larger than life, unapologetic Lesbian. Not suggesting there’s anything wrong with Lesbians. I’m a fan. However, I’m just stating. I’m NOT GAY, I’m just fussy. When will people get it? And I love comedy, need some shits and giggles in life.

I will likely get too busy to write about all the shows I get to so, will likely smash it all out together. 

It’s generally a lot, where if I’m seeing a show in the evening, I can’t be doing adulting during the day, I need the right level of nothing during the day, the right amount of sustenance. Send the right amount of Boss coffee to get me there and home afterwards. 

Ideally, a friend drives in, parks somewhere and meets me, helps me navigate my inbox in my email for the tickets I’ve saved and drives me home afterwards so I’m safe and can still manage to get out of my shoes, AFO and socks. There’s always still housekeeping to be done to wind down before sleep.